When you're in the Ukraine you've got to make your own fun, which is we guess how Vasily Lazarenko ended up with this 1981 Opel-based wooden monstrosity. Half is a decently attractive homage to the curvaceous beauties of the late 1930s, while the other half is a more modern automobile with a profile only Viktor Yushchenko's mother could love.

One of the photos shows him con bella, so maybe this is the epitome of style over there. [News.com h/t Richard T. photo Itar-Tass/Vasily Kiyashko]