UK Man's Phallus Controlled by Neighbor's Garage Door Opener

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A Briton was having problems with erectile dysfunction. So, he did the natural thing and travelled to Turkey to have a controllable implant installed in his penis. An unfortunate side effect of the operation is that whenever his neighbor arrives home and opens the garage door, the signal causes an uncontrollable erection. He claims that UK doctors can't do anything about it. Our question is, if he's comfortable enough with it to call a radio show about it, why can't he explain the situation to his neighbor and have him change the DIP switches on the opener and remote so it operates on another frequency? [Note that the Register isn't sure if the guy was a fake.]

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