Damn this bloody World Cup all to hell β€” it's now well into week two of our "Top Gear"-deprived summer, all because they need the BBC Two for some silly little futbol match. Silliness, we tell you! Just like this second video of Top Gear bloopers that's now shown up on YouTube. You mean consummate professionals like Clarkson, Hammond and May β€” they don't get it right on the first take? No...they don't. Thus, the resulting blooper reel...and it's...how shall we say it? It's epic.

Top Gear Blooper Reel: "These Great Big Orbs!" [internal]