Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

AHHHHHH. How the hell you doing, Jalops? I hope you had a fine Labor Day, though I highly doubt it was as productive and wonderful as mine. That’s because I closed out the long weekend by watching this video for the first time, after my best friend showed me an edited version that I thought couldn’t possibly be real. The banter is so awkward and hilarious, and while I know Tommy Lee had a spinning drum set, I was sure it was one of those fake lip-sync videos I watched several years ago.

But it’s real, and it’s fucking choice.

I planned to just post a transcription of his banter, but I’m still in a tizzy about one thing here, and I needed to let it out: What did he dream about????? There’s a several minute gap between the disclosure of a “sick, motherfucking dream” and letting his adoring fans know that “I guess dreams do come true, don’t they?” But what is the dream, dude??? Come the fuck on.