Before you think of doing something stupid in your car, just remember that someone is probably filming it for all of the internet to laugh at you.
You're going to look like a massive douchenozzle if you do this, and you're probably going to be the reason why your local cars & coffee gets cancelled. Just don't be this guy.
Suggested By: Big Block I-4
We've said it a million times before, but driving an SUV with four wheel drive doesn't automatically mean you're going to be fine in the snow. However, I'm not complaining because that ignorance is why we get amazing videos like this.
If you're impatient, skip to about 5 minutes in.
Suggested By: As Du Volant
Some days, I think cheap horsepower is a good thing. Then I watch videos like this.
Suggested By: boxrocket
Neither of these people are in the right here: the lady shouldn't have been parked in the left lane or filming while driving ( that's what dash cams are for), and the brodozer guy shouldn't have been tailgating or flipping her off.
Still though, impeccable comedic timing. And yes, this was in Florida, how did you know?
Suggested By: boo-gotti
Wow! I'm genuinely shocked. I totally didn't see this coming at all!
What was I saying earlier about cheap horsepower?
Suggested By: unhcampus
While I vehemently disagree with our narrator's repeated "woman drivers!" exclamations because I'm not a mouth-breather, this video of trials and eventual victory was too good not to post. Apparently she'd been going for twenty minutes before the video starts, and it takes her another 13 to get her car into the spot.
A terrible driver for sure, but her persistence is admirable. She's an inspiration to us all.
Suggested By: Who needs sway bars anyway
For the love of god, don't drive drunk.
Suggested By: haveacarortwoorthree
You ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right? That's what happened to this guy, except it's much worse than your bad days. So much worse.
Suggested By: 05STi
I have no idea what's going on here. Our friends at Deadspin tried to explain as well, but yeah, it still doesn't make any sense.
Oh well, just enjoy it for what it is.
Suggested By: Aggropop
I'm all about respecting our elders and taking care of them as they age, but I don't feel bad saying that this guy probably shouldn't be driving anymore.
Suggested By: drivingmsdaisycrazy
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