This Is What Happens When BP Spills Coffee

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Watch it. Laugh at it. Marvel at how quickly things get out of hand. Oh, company formerly known as British Petroleum Upright Citizens Brigade, you be some silly, silly people.

Key quotes:

"Look. Garbage will fall into the coffee cups, stopping further spillage."

"Now there's just coffee and garbage!"

"Oh, we are really screwed now."

(Takes us back to the heady days of Ass Pennies and the Poo Stick, it does. Glorious.)


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"You guys are fucked."

I swallowed my coffee first. Does that make me a spill remediation expert, or a spill remediation tool?

Please don't say tool.