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We were going to come up with some clever Elvis Costello-related snippet here, but instead, just go ahead and sing the headline to the tune of "Watching the Detectives." As Obi-Wan says, "It'll be enough." Meanwhile, with that hokum outta the way, authorities in the UK are rolling out a program to send text messages to deadbeat traffic offenders that read, "Pay up or get locked up." Cute, Britcops. Cute. Cute. Cute. Neat. Neat. Neat.

Texts warn offenders to pay fines [BBC]

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Cops Nailed for Speeding in Wales, Kind Of [Internal]

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