Hey team, we have a problem. Clarkson, Hammond and May still don’t have a name for their new car-centric Amazon TV show. What are those jokers doing? They need to get on it!
In the latest preview for, uh, The Still Very Much Untitled Clarkson Hammond May Amazon Prime Show Coming Autumn 2016, the trio attempt to brainstorm a proper name for the show by engaging in lengthy old British people banter.
They don’t get very far. So to help them out in the spirit of car-solidarity, your Jalopnik staff came up with a few suggestions this morning. Here’s what we got:
- Ultimate Gear
- Toppest Gear
- Not Gear
- Bondage Gear
- Drivin’ Buddies
- Grindin’ Gears
- Stick Shiftin’
- Bitch Better Have My Steak, featuring Jeremy Clarkson
- Race Wars
- Fire Me, I Dare You
- Dammit Westbrook
Okay, that last one was actually something that came up in our Slack channel. But it comes up a lot.
What do you suggest for our intrepid trio?