Photo: Pontiac

There’s something about a car parked on a dock in pitch darkness that just feels like, you know, bad shit is going down. Is there a way to look at this and think, say, that’s some wholesome fun! I’m not sure there is.

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If the camera could zoom out, you might see the last few air bubbles of some Oldsmobile-driving rat who squealed as his concrete overshoes pulled him below the cold waves.