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There’s more space than you’d expect inside a Trabant. It’s a good day to pack up the trunk and go.

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Moderator, OppositeLock. Former Staff Writer, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.

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DISCUSSION

When Communism takes over the world because of historical inevitability, all cars will be Trabants.

This will be maximize efficiency, because then all car parts will be interchangeable. Thus, there will be no confusion concerning parts replacements because the part that you cannot obtain will be certain to fit the car that you cannot obtain. Although you will still be required to stand in line for the non-existant part.

You really need to spend some time in a re-education camp, Comrade. You fail to grasp the essentials of Communism.