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We've had a number of friends who've weaned themselves from Paxil, and one of the symptoms they mention due to withdrawals is sometimes known as "The Zaps," where one's brain feels mildly elecrocuted. They've also reported problems with delayed and/or inadequate orgasm. Which to us, means that we'll stick with our Morrissey records and long walks off short piers in times of depression. Oh, and we only have catastrophic medical insurance, anyway. Did we mention that Zap spent 10 mil to crack the Smart's computer? And they only plan to sell a little over 250 in the US this year? And that Dieter will probably render their efforts null and void by introducing a DCX-direct Smart in the US this year? Smart as Paxil? Why not? [Thanks to Scott for the tip.]

Take One Wee Car, Add Glitz...Zoom!" [SFGate]

85 US Smarts to be Delivered via ZAP! [Internal]