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The WhaleMobile Yugo Is Back, Now Priced At Just $150!

Illustration for article titled The WhaleMobile Yugo Is Back, Now Priced At Just $150!

Remember the $500 Yugo-turned-whale from last summer? Sure, you wanted to buy it for daily-driver use, but the price was just too high. Avast on the poop deck, maties, because Queequeg done 'pooned the price tag!

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According to the newly-motivated seller:

This was a project my grandfather worked on when I was a kid, and it used to terrify me, as I have an inexplicable fear of these evil creatures. I am hoping to sell it by the end of the month, as I owe child support and don't have the cash to cover it at the moment. This was built off of the frame of an otherwise perfect 1986 Yugo Cabrio. The vehicle itself has 38,000 miles on it, but it was badly damaged in a hailstorm and the bodywork was completely demolished. My grandfather got the idea of turning it into a WhaleMobile off of some cartoon, and he took his crazy idea and ran with it.

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Come on, a running, driving WhaleMobile for the price of a set of tires! What could possibly go wrong?
[Craigslist Missouri, go here if listing disappears]

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For three days and three nights he toiled in the belly of the beast, but alas, it would not stir. Upon the forth day, he cried out "my Lord, how hath thee forsaken me! O' Lord, why hath these toils gone unrewarded!" And the Lord said unto thee, "Thoust must repent, and beg forgiveness, for thee hath built upon the Zastava a body of immeasurable excess and pomposity, a body which serves no purpose except of to beg the question why, and hath brought great shame on the purity of Yugo. Thoust must return thy monstrosity to its original form, and then I shall render thee free of thy toils." And upon hearing this, he said unto his Lord, "I renounce thee, and all that thee stand for, Lord, and I beg thee to caste me into the depths of hell, for no worthy being, man or God, would wish upon another the absurdity of restoring a Yugo." And upon this, the Lord said unto thee "So be it, thoust shall toil for eternity, and be caste into the greatest depth of hell, and be labeled a Jalop, and forever toil with the old and infermist of transportation devices, whilst firmly believing that these toils are good and just, and thy shall have many descendants, and they shall toil as well, and never shall their toils cease, and rust and mildewy carpet shall haunt them for the rest of eternity."