The Traffic Barrel Monster Will Eat You And Your Car

Illustration for article titled The Traffic Barrel Monster Will Eat You And Your Car

We were first in warning you about the traffic zombie invasion. Now it's time to warn you about the traffic barrel monsters. [via UniqueDaily]

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LandofMinos
LandofMinos: ...sent down to strike the unroadworthy!

TBM hates...

-Boy Racers (inc Boy Ricers)

-Oblivious blonds in convertibles

-Highway patrol

-Rich kids in supercars

-Truck nuts on Hyundais

-Neon lights under Hyundais

-Hyundais

-Anyone from Fresno, Bakersfield and all of Florida

-Drivers with hats (inc elderly in cloth sun-hats, try-hard hoods in baseball caps)

-Hyundais

-Closet homosexual Fred Phelps (Google that shit)

-Speed cameras

-Burberry® (sorry Wert it's TBM not me)

-OPEC