The set of things Toyota claims “makes the Celica ST go” is pretty fascinating. Let’s list them! Filmmaking, faces between flowers, archery, looking to the left, shooting rifles, riding horses, perhaps singing or gasping, sexily, being part of a pit crew, surfing, smoking with corrective lenses, wearing fire suits, being a butterfly or a hawk, flute and bugle playing, and being a deer.

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Not a bad list.

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