GIF: Humans of Late Capitalism (Twitter)

We interrupt this lame attempt at parkour to launch a scooter into the sky.

The who, where or why of the situation remains unclear and I can’t say I’m really interested enough to find out; and anyway the “FAILARMY” bug indicates this isn’t the first time the video has bounced around the Internet. But I am glad that our heroic stunt-runner here appears to be unhurt after accidentally accelerating this scooter and sending it straight up a wall.

The cameraman seems pretty entertained as well. Is that “NICE” being shouted in Australian accent?

Stay safe out there folks, and maybe leave the hardcore parkour to the professionals next time.