The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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• So if the General's raised the voltage — is that picture of Rick to the right him being electrocuted? [Freep]
• Fritz is embarrassed. And really, who wouldn't be after they couldn't get their shit together. This is why we beat the interns here. Maybe that's why we don't have any interns. [Detroit News]
• The Chinese are coming, the Chinese are coming, the...wait a second, we're the British. [The Scotsman]
• Matt Helms of the Freep's excited that he's found windshield wipers which actually work. [Freep]

• Sales tea leaf reading. We think maybe we'll wait until Thursday. [Detroit News]


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