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ā€¢ If a telephone pole falls in Orlando and nobody's around to hear it ā€” does it make a sound? Better question ā€” do we care? [Orlando Sentinel]
ā€¢ Can some of us still put up one or two roadside Star o' Davids? []
ā€¢ VW swears it won't be dropping jobs like it's hot. [The Epoch Times]
ā€¢ Mileage booster's are just plain bogus. [Detroit News]
ā€¢ What's he going to say ā€” he didn't see the bright flashing lights? [Statesman Journal]

ā€¢ The Japanese aren't buying them new, or used? How about if we make them "pre-owned?" [Forbes]