The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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• Argg, Mateys — it's the worst automotive cross-brand advertising ever! Shiver me timbers and check out this press release if'n ya don't believe me! [PRNewswire]
• Tampa's got a triple play — to protect cars and homes. [Tampa Bay Online]
• Mitsubishi likes to finger it's cars. [LA Times]
• We used to think showing up for class and getting passing grades was like, just the basics of what you're supposed to do in life — not a reason to get a car. Unless you're watching Oprah. [NBC 5]

• The headline says it all: 'Deputy fired for filming girls in bikinis' [Miami Herald]
• Ethanol sucks ass. So sayeth the scientists. [EIR]


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