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• We don't care what you say. It's summer and it's not supposed to be cool out. [Chicago Tribune]
• Danica's not slow — it's just her car. But that's ok, cause she's hot — and we think she'd do us —cause we think she knows we were in the parade. []
• Saddest ever times two. When will people learn not to leave puppies amd babies in cars? [ , Democrat & Chronicle]

• Get good grades — get a free car. [WFMZ-TV]
• Karma's totally a bitch. [Kare 11]
• We know, we'll change the ratings. [Detroit News]