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ā€¢ It's gotta do loads for the ego to know you've gone from "sell" to "hold." [Detroit News]
ā€¢ Don't you know? Black is the new Red. [Des Moinses Register]
ā€¢ First with the WTO ā€” now without. Make up your damn minds, EU. [Forbes]
ā€¢ Apple to China: Integrate our iPod or die. [DigiTimes]
ā€¢ Kinda like 'man bites car' only backwards. [abc13]
ā€¢ It's hip to be square? Nah ā€” but at least old is the new square. [WSJ]
ā€¢ Opel is the new Saturn. [Cars!Cars!Cars!]