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Well, in my experience, it would seem the easiest thing to do would be to get a crapper car that breaks down a lot. Make sure it's an old Ford or something that any reasonable moron can repair, then stand their like a bubble head until your knight in shining steal pulls up to give you a 'hand'.
Of course if you have a manual transmission and he pulls out jumper cables, you may want to pass him up for somebody with a little more strength in his quads (if you know what I mean) .
Oh, and don't tell him about the brand new mini SUV you have parked at home because his late 90's Cobra that he sunk 20k in upgrading is MUCH more practical.