Perhaps we've got it all wrong. People frequently say they want their funerals to be parties, but they rarely are. As this trailer for the film "Dancing for the Dead: Funeral Strippers in Taiwan" shows, rural Taiwanese assure a party atmosphere with stripper-covered Electric Flower Cars. Just don't expect many tips. (Hat tip to Nosrat!)
This is from the side of the world that's brought us:
-Giant tentacle monsters raping high school girls in tiny skirts.
-Bad ass looking scooters.
-Those eyelashes with the lights on them.
-Yamanba <— google that one and then put a bullet in you.
-Japanese spiderman, HE WAS A FUCKIN' ROBOT!!!!
-Giant tentacle mech robot monsters raping high school girls in tiny skirts.
-Gen Tso's chicken.
-Gen Tso's shrimp.
-THE PENIS FESTIVAL.
I am not surprised about this in the least.