It turns out the Breadvan's weird history was all subterfuge. No Count Volpi, no Giotto Bizzarrini, no outrunning a 250 GTO at Le Mans: this thing is reindeer-powered and runs in the stratosphere. Happy whatever-you-celebrate-on-the-26th!
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