The Dutch scooter song would make Rembrandt cry

Yes, I know this is a joke; the Dutch love two-wheeled shenanigans. But we New Yorkers live in the shadow of towering Hollandaise-American figures like Peter Stuyvesant, Peter Minuit and Christina Aguilera. Peter Stuyvesant could cut this clown in half with his dick. Enjoy.

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