The Department of Energy just announced electric automaker Tesla will get the full $465 million in Federal loans it asked for. Ford will receive $5.9 billion and Nissan will get $1.6 billion. America will get three I.O.U.'s. [AP]
And wait just a minute...Nissan? F*cking Nissan!? What the hell do they need to money for, paying GT-R warranties?
That's it. Deartair, .357, I'm moving to Canada, and I am going to crash on your couches. Make sure you have a pillow ready for me. A feather pillow. Foam pillows suck.