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18-year-old Floridian Floyd Jolly and his 14-year-old girlfriend are cooling their heels in the big house (or the juvenile house, in her case) after having been busted for stealing around 50 vehicles from a four-county region. Jolly had recently been released from prison on β€” of all things β€” auto theft charges. Yo ho ho, Floyd, the pirate life is obviously one you're pretty big on. Now get thee to the brig, scoundrel. No word as to whether the girl will be shuttled off to a nunnery.

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