The State of Indiana Doesn't Know What an MG Midget Is
This is really, really sad, I think. A Jalopnik reader and Indiana resident named Cory is now the proud owner of an MG…
Here's 11 Stupid Ways to Describe What a Car Is
It’s the end of the week, which likely means that you’ve used up all your brain-juices, and you’re running on fumes…
The American People Now Own That Mail Bombing Suspect's Nutty Van
Perhaps you recall a few weeks back when the suspect alleged to have sent all those bombs to Trump-detractors in the…
Making Google Translate Impersonate an Old Car Trying to Start Is Way Funnier Than It Should Be
I hope you’re ready to waste some time doing something really, really stupid, because that’s what’s about to happen.…
This Is One of the Most Disgusting Car Interiors You'll Ever See So You've Been Warned
One of our dashing readers emailed us just now with a question I’m not really sure I’m seeking an answer to: “Want to…
Five Cars With The Worst Matched Jobs
Not every car is suited to every job. We know this. It’s pretty much one of the big reasons why so many different kinds…
Everyday Heroism: Fans Are Volunteering To Help Billionaire Car Company Owner Deliver His Cars
I hope you’re somewhere where a sudden outburst of joyful tears won’t get you in trouble, because it’s going to happen…
The Number of Nuts Stuffed Into This Nissan Murano's Engine Bay Is Astonishing
A Nissan Murano recently rolled into Mike Thomson’s shop at a Nissan dealership in Ontario, Canada because of a check…
Watch Someone Drive a Nissan Pao From a Roof-Mounted Couch
As you may know, I’m a pretty delighted owner of a Nissan Pao. That means I pay special attention to the latest…
This Truck Swarming With Mosquitoes is the Worst Thing in the World Oh God I Hate Mosquitoes
Normally, I don’t consider myself a genocidal maniac, but if I had the opportunity, resources, and necessary permits,…
Local Moron Straps Washing Machine to SUV Hood Instead of Perfectly Good Roof Rack
An Abilene, Texas Jeep Liberty owner received a warning from police for his absolutely inexplicable decision to strap…
Guy Driving SUV With A Jack For A Wheel Is A Reminder That Sometimes Life Sucks And You Just Deal
Life, as glorious as it is, with its access to tacos and puppies and orgasms, is still a colossal ass-pain. That’s why…
This Is The Most Baffling Craigslist Post About A Mazda Protege I've Ever Seen
This is a Craigslist post from Rhode Island selling a 1993 Mazda Protege. That shouldn’t be a big deal. But this…
An Imaginary Car From An Imaginary Country: 1972 Golminean Loophole Car
I know it’s been a while, but I think it’s time for another installment of Imaginary Car from an Imaginary Country.…
Pine Cone-Junkie Squirrel Shoves Over 50 Pounds Of Pine Cones Into Car's Engine Bay
“Coner” is what hip, young squirrels call their pine cone-obsessed peers; if you’ve ever spent any time in the tree…
Hammacher Schlemmer Will Sell You A Deathtrap That Looks Like A Honda S2000 And A Shark Got Pulled Into A Wormhole
If you’re like me, an idiot with ten grand to blow on a dream of dying in the stupidest way possible, then you owe it…
Family Finds Remains Of Old Daimler Car Buried In Their Yard
When you’re doing a bunch of yardwork, there’s certain things you expect to find: roots, bits of rock, the remains of…
Watching An Idiot Stop In The Middle Of A Highway And Cause Two Trucks To Crash Is So Damn Maddening
We’ve seen plenty of dramatic and terrifying videos of car wrecks, but this one has to be one of the most fundamentally…
This Old Fiat Miraculously Has A Concrete Piston
Here’s the story: a man owns a Fiat Tempra, but finds that the car just isn’t running as well as it should be.…
The Worst Car Delivery Story Ever Involves A Flipped-Over Cadillac And An Alleged Shotgun
Here’s a warning: this whole story is absolutely, maddeningly baffling. It’s the story of a man who bought a 1967…