Pine Cone-Junkie Squirrel Shoves Over 50 Pounds Of Pine Cones Into Car's Engine Bay

“Coner” is what hip, young squirrels call their pine cone-obsessed peers; if you’ve ever spent any time in the tree branches of America’s forests and suburbs, this sort of branch-slang is probably familiar to you. Hardcore coners often do some crazy shit, like this Michigan-area conehead squirrel who crammed some poor…

Watching An Idiot Stop In The Middle Of A Highway And Cause Two Trucks To Crash Is So Damn Maddening

We’ve seen plenty of dramatic and terrifying videos of car wrecks, but this one has to be one of the most fundamentally maddening and frustrating ones I’ve ever seen. There’s really no other way to put this other than these two trucks were wrecked because of the potent presence of a genuine moron on the highway. Watch…

The Worst Car Delivery Story Ever Involves A Flipped-Over Cadillac And An Alleged Shotgun

Here’s a warning: this whole story is absolutely, maddeningly baffling. It’s the story of a man who bought a 1967 Cadillac Coupe DeVille as a project car that he hoped would be a surprise for his dad. It’s the story of truly staggering incompetence on the part of the car haulers, or perhaps a local tow company. It’s…

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An Imaginary Car From An Imaginary Country: 1985 Purismic Commune Transport Pod

It’s time again for another imaginary car from an imaginary country, and today we’re going on a strange journey to the only absolutely, purely communist sovereign state in the entire imaginary world: the People’s Purismic Commune (PPC). In the PPC, everyone is absolutely equal, and as such there’s only one car for…

Guy Pulled Over And Fined For Singing In Car, Demanding 'Everybody Dance Now'

It seems that the people of Montreal are a proud people, and they don’t like to be told when to dance. At least, that’s one possible reason why 39-year-old Taoufik Moalla was pulled over and given a $149 ticket for “screaming in public.” Moalla was signing along to C&C Music Factory’s 1990 hit, Gonna Make You Sweat,…