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Last month, Americans drove away from Subaru dealerships in 3,716 new WRXs and STIs, a record for the Impreza-based hot-hatch duo. Year-over-year volume jumped 85% in July 2015, an increase of 1,711 units for the Subaru brand, which shot up 11% to 50,517 total sales, the first time since last August that Subaru Of…

As if you needed any more reason to buy one of our favorite cars at Jalopnik,the Subaru WRX or its wilder brother the WRX STI, the IIHS just named it a Top Saftey Pick for 2014. Great news for the owners of the WRX, who will inevitably put their cars in a ditch.

Yesterday you read Mr. Okulski's take on the new STI. Here's our view, and we're sharing it in video form.

MISSISSAUGA, ON, Aug. 13, 2013 /CNW/ - Subaru Canada, Inc. (SCI) is pleased to announce the release of the 2014 Subaru Impreza WRX STI.

As both Sun Tzu and Rage Against The Machine's Zack de la Rocha once said, "Know your enemy." Subaru is obviously not one to argue with these important philosophers, especially when it comes to their new WRX STI.

Two questions: 1. Are you living in the United Kingdom? and 2. Have you been meaning to buy a Subaru WRX or WRX STI?

Subaru unveils "Orange And Black" edition Subaru WRX and Subaru WRX STI at SEMA. They're special because they're Black… and Orange.

If you drive a Subaru WRX long enough you'll probably have to go to court to pay for a speeding ticket, as Justin Strueli apparently knows all too well. Or maybe he's just taunting them. Come at me, bro.

Subaru Canada set out to build an ad for the new 2011 Subaru WRX STI powered by the car itself, eventually settling on creating a giant flipbook animation around a racetrack. it's awesome. How they did it below.

This is the 2011 Subaru STI A-Line sedan, a turbocharged parts-bin wonder that ditches a clutch pedal in favor of a torque converter and a bunch of whirling clutchpacks. No, you can't buy it here.

Subaru dropped a 2011 WRX STI on the Nürburgring's Nordschleife with a few "minor" upgrades (like a beefed-up R205 turbocharger). With just a few go-faster parts it dropped a 7:55 'ring run, becoming the... fastest. WRX STI. Ever!! [Subaru]

We thought the Subaru Legacy pulling an F150 out of the snow was impressive, but here's an even more noteworthy feat: a WRX STI rescuing a European semi-truck. Judging from the backup, it's real, which makes this totally legendary.

This is Ken Block's latest toy, a 400HP Subaru WRX STI, stripped and caged and outfitted with a set of Mattracks all-terrain tracks debuted today at SEMA. Is it badass? Yes. Would we sell our eye-teeth for one? Probably.

For Tokyo, Subaru's revealed the WRX STI Carbon. It takes the Subaru WRX STI, replaces the regular roof with carbon fiber, adds suede seats to enhance "driving excitement" and comes with the JDM-spec automatic transmission.

We've got a theory: Subaru uses two teams developing alternating generation platform designs. The teams compete to out-do each other with progressively uglier vehicles. This independently designed WRX STI proves such mustn't be the case.

Late at night, the driver of this Subaru STI swerved to miss a deer, lost control, hit a tree, flipped twice, plowed through a stop sign and another tree. Everyone inside walked away. Mega-gallery below.