Woman Arrested After Biting Driver During Parking Spot Dispute
A California woman was arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon Thursday after she bit another woman in an…
Mountain lion killed by Hyundai in Connecticut
A Mountain Lion was killed last night around 1am after it was hit by a Hyundai Tucson. The SUV struck the 140lb cat on…
400 Chickens Killed in Road Accident
1,400 hundred chickens escaped captivity and 400 were killed in a tragic road accident in Scotland early this morning.…
British Tycoon Abandons $150K Maserati In London Car Pound After Racking Up Almost $10K In Fines
Bertrand Des Pallieres, millionaire UK businessman and manager of the SPQR hedge fund, racked up 65 congestion charge…
Don't go anywhere near the old Packard plant unless you're looking to be a gay pr 0n extra. [xceedspeed]
Only in Michigan do we worry about Zamboni fires. Well, maybe in Canada and up-state New York too. [Detroit News]
Phallic Traffic Posts Under Scrutiny
An Oregon town is considering fitting its bollards with chains, piercings and prophylactics after residents complained…
Driving A Submarine Through The British Empire
Well, now we know what that looks like.
Be Careful Of Wheelchair-Bound Hitchhikers When Driving Your Semi In Paw Paw
I'll be traveling through the lovely little southwestern Michigan town of Paw Paw on Saturday, and you can bet I'll…
This Is Why You Always Finish Your Meals
In our quest for hilarious car news we often come across stories of people getting popped for stealing cars because of…
Happy Boss's Day, Walt: The Post-It Note Jaguar
We know from tipster Sean's e-mail that this was the boss's car, and other sources tell us it was a car parked at…
Woman Run Over Saving Duck In Poorly Planned Escape
A Seattle man is in jail, a Petco employee is in a cast but Mr. Peepers the duck is going to be okay. The man, Kenneth…
Some People Just Hate Taking The Bus...
You know what sucks? Not being able to ride your bike. You know what's awesome? When an idiot leaves his Monte Carlo…
Macedonian Politician Driving Beckham's Stolen Bimmer?
Remember that time a bumbling parking attendant let soccer superstar David Beckham's $200K armored BMW X5 get stolen?…
Woman Uses Floor Jack to Free Drunk Kid From Car
In yet another example of a car pinning someone ejected from their own car (and not wearing a seatbelt again), a drunk…
Surprisingly Sober Dad Locks Kids In Car Trunk For Vacation
Not content to let the Australians beat us in the category of "worst parents," an Oregon man was arrested yesterday for…
Frankie Muniz Graduates to Champ Car Atlantic, Will Never Graduate From College
Honestly, if you were 21 and had millions of dollars and nothing better to do you'd propose to your 27 year-old…
Don't Be A Dummy: Woman Run Over By Own Car
Safety belts might make your woman seem so far away from you, but they may also save your woman's life. According to…
No Men Allowed! Swiss Create Pink Parking Spaces
Some European countries, including Switzerland, have reserved parking spaces for women that are near the exists and…
Who Is Driving Car? OMG, No One Driving Car? How Can That Be?
Everyone loves a good April Fools Joke (remember the ESPN aluminum bat hoax?), especially the guys and gals over at…