This is Wagon Attack III. On the surface, it's a dream trip of a AWD Honda Civic Wagovan to Iceland. Deep down, it's the greatest goodbye to a beater car I've ever seen.

When you have a 4WD Civic, deserted Swedish roads, and a thick layer of snow and ice on the ground, there's only one way to properly pick up a pizza: sideways.

Why buy new when you can own a dune-shredding, turbocharged Honda Civic AWD wagon covered in skulls and Rhino-liner? This is pure Jalopnik-esque madness fueled by insanity and thrift — just ignore the hipster-wannabe MGMT soundtrack.