I suspect almost every loyal, sexy Jalopnik reader does this when they (sometimes reluctantly, usually with a lot of…

Never let anyone else drive your car.

I have a deep-seated mistrust of valet services. I don’t trust strangers to take my car to a place where I can’t see…

It was just a matter of time and here it is: the first valet to get busted doing bad things to a nice Corvette, all…

Everybody knows, I mean really knows, not to give your precious baby over to a valet.

We've already gone into great detail about why you shouldn't trust a valet. People who usually take the job are young…

Valet parking. The name itself just oozes class, sophistication, and convenience. And the best part is that for a…

We just received this photo of a Jeep Grand Cherokee, apparently driven by a valet, that managed to vault itself over a…

Times are tough when even Valet Girls, a scantily-clad, all-female valet service out of Malibu, California is making…

Continuing our Monday morning Ferrari smash-up meme, check out this Ferrari 575M spotted in L.A. looking like it was…

It's the worst case scenario. Anyone that's ever left their car with a valet has had this flash in their mind right as…

[This guide was put together by valet parking expert/Jalopnik commentator M0L0TOV for your edification - ed. note] Once…

A valet at Pensacola's Baptist Hospital probably didn't get a tip when he brought amputee Harold Towne's car through…