New Zealand Meth-Heads Break Into Car, Mistakenly Steal Weasel Ass Stink Oil: Report

Oh man, we’ve all been here, right? You break into a car, just about certain that the chemical-labeled boxes inside will contain the ingredients to sweet, sweet meth, but instead you find you’ve just stolen a ton of foul-smelling stoat anal gland secretions? Oh, it’s a story as old as time itself, and it’s happened…

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