Here is what not do do with a truck and the sensitive bits between your legs.
Who would have thought that a home-built monster truck might perhaps just maybe hmmm not be the sturdiest vehicle in existence?
Chinese authorities arrested a man yesterday for towing a 114-foot train of ten motor-scooters down the highway secured with nothing more than rope. What impresses me is how far the dude got with them.
Let’s see: there’s a pickup truck, NASCAR, and some genuine down-home sadness in Kentucky. Work something in about Jesus, Mama or gettin’ drunk in there and you’ve got a number one country hit. Eat it, Florida-Georgia Line!
Three people were busted in New York’s Holland Tunnel today after cops somehow couldn’t help but notice their pickup truck, decorated in a ludicrously charming “hillbilly teens playing Army” motif, was allegedly packed with loaded guns, combat equipment, body armor and drugs. Why? Rescue mission, obviously!
...because they could get run over by semi trucks, just like this news crew nearly did.
To every single human being I have seen cutting across multiple lanes to rush to their highway exit: this could happen to you.
See that license plate? It reads 'STRIP.' We did not race him.