Ferrari F1 Keeps Our Favorite Mumbling Weirdo Kimi Räikkönen For 2018

Congratulations, fans of mumbling weirdo in Formula One: Kimi Räikkönen is staying at Ferrari, reports Racer. Ferrari announced hat they would be keeping the 2007 F1 world champion today, and while they didn’t expressly say that they would be keeping his teammate Sebastian Vettel, it’s a good hint that Vettel’s…

Mercedes F1 Boss Says Keeping Bottas Is A 'No Brainer' But The Hold-Up Is How Long

Mercedes’ young wonder-Finn Valtteri Bottas has been kicking ass this year in Formula One, but was originally signed on as a one-year replacement after Nico Rosberg left. Fortunately, now team Executive Director Toto Wolff admits Bottas should stay, reports Motorsport.com. Wolff’s question now isn’t if, but how long.

Williams F1 Team Demands An Appropriate Human Sacrifice In Return For Bottas

The Williams Formula One team doesn’t just want more money to agree to let their driver Valtteri Bottas take Nico Rosberg’s seat at Mercedes. They also demand an experienced driver to take Bottas’ seat, reports BBC Sport. Otherwise, they’re left with the youngest guy on the grid and whoever they can pull from every…

Dear Mercedes F1 Team: Please Hire Jeff Gordon's Sad, Neglected Teammate Already

As I type, Mercedes Replacement Watch is in full swing. Nico Rosberg’s departure left a gaping hole in Mercedes’ Formula One line-up well after most top teams chose their drivers for 2017. While the latest rumors involve poaching Williams driver Valtteri Bottas, I think there’s another driver who needs the attention…