The 2019 Subaru Ascent is a car made for the great excesses of America, including our insatiable need for large road beverages. It touts an astonishing 19 cup and bottle holders, some of which are vastly better than the others. I bought a completely ridiculous Double Gulp from 7-11 to find out which ones you really…
On the heels of my widely-discussed and widely-shared ranking of all of New York City’s parkways and highways, I present the only correct ranking of the bridges of New York, of which there are 39 that matter, and thus are worth ranking.
I’ve been driving in and around this goddamn city for 10 years now, which makes me an expert.
Before you post that angry traffic tweet about how you’re the only person in your region of the U.S. who knows how to drive a vehicle, you may want to check up on facts to see which states actually made the cut.
About a week ago, I bought a used car and discovered that the previous owner left many wondrous things behind, like a small tube of lip balm covered with hair, half a pencil with no eraser, and four CDs in the six disc CD changer. Here is the long-awaited answer to the question: which left behind album is best?
13. Ladies’ Home ‘Busa Swap Journal
There is one thing, and only one thing, that absolutely everyone is focused on during the Press Days at an auto show. It is the lifeblood, the energy that keeps you going when sad, defeated, $14 chicken tenders cannot. It is coffee, and sometimes it is great, and sometimes it is terrible. The coffees of the New York…
25. Lord Ebenezer Fimblegort
Every month, the Department of Transportation compiles a report card for the U.S. based airlines — their on time performance, customer complaints, and baggage handling. The baggage report itself is misleading, and doesn't paint an accurate picture of who loses the most bags. Let's look at why this is.
As Jalopnik's resident guitar expert, I've decided to take it upon myself to rank every automotive themed guitar I can remember right now. This is highly scientific, so don't question my methodology.
19.) Porsche 928
This is a ranking of Porsche 911s from the current 991 generation. This ranking is solely based on looks and only applies to street cars. Please enjoy.
The world's best show about a couple grown men clowning around like children reinvented itself 12 years ago. Here is a complete ranking of all of its episodes. Brief descriptions of each are included.
A few sites are ranking their top five cars that came out while Luca di Montezemolo was in charge of the brand from 1991 until 2014. Personally, I respectfully disagree with their rankings.
Happy Pi Day! In honor of Pi Day, here's 3.14 cars with engine sizes that sound like Pi.
1. Porsche 911SC
From best to worst.