This Junkyard PT Cruiser Landaulet Proves Some Battles Can't Be Won
I don’t want to imply that we are living in an era of quitters, but having come across this given up upon PT Cruiser in the U-Pull-It yard, I wonder—is gumption a goner?
An Unholy New Beetle/PT Cruiser/Woody Mutant Is On Craigslist And Could Be Yours
If you’ve always wanted a first-generation Volkswagen New Beetle convertible, but wished that the styling was less clean and more complicated and convoluted and confusing, then boy are you in luck, because there’s a fake-wood paneled New Beetle convertible with a hood and grille from a PT Cruiser with your name on it.…
Why People Hate The PT Cruiser
It’s just a car, right? It runs and drives fine. It’s spacious, it’s capable, and dammit it works. So why do people loathe and mock these things?
How One Man Learned To Love A PT Cruiser
This is possibly the most brave car story I have heard told on the Internet—how one owner came to appreciate the most hated car of modern times. This is a story of love and a PT Cruiser.
Here’s How I Crushed A Chrysler PT Cruiser With A Hummer
By now, you've probably seen the video where I use a Hummer to crush a Chrysler PT Cruiser. If you haven't, then boy, that was a hell of a spoiler.
Here’s Why I Bought a Chrysler PT Cruiser
As many of you know, I've owned a series of remarkable cars in my lifetime. Porsche. Ferrari. BMW M. Mercedes AMG. Lotus. Land Rover. Cadillac CTS-V. And now, I'm adding another highly recognizable name to my unique car history: the Chrysler PT Cruiser.
This Russian PT Cruiser Wedding Limo Is The Worst Thing Ever
Jesus, Russia. You've really gone and done it this time.
PT Cruiser Owners Explain Tragedies That Led To PT Cruiser Ownership
Recently, AskReddit asked the ultimate question of a little-understood, massively maligned subculture: "PT Cruiser owners, what tragedy burdened you with your car?" Here are the best of the replies.
Drunk Smalltown Beauty Queen Wrecks Her PT Cruiser And Knocks Out Electricity
Sarah Richardson is a model citizen of Las Cruces, N.M. She's a beauty queen, she volunteers in the community, and she may even want world peace. But she ended up disturbing the peace the other day when she allegedly got drunk and crashed her car into a light pole.
I Hope This Is The World's Only Harry Potter-Themed PT Cruiser
Just when you thought it was impossible to find that perfect car, the Ministry of Magic saw fit to release this gem upon the Muggle world. Quit waiting for MTV's Pimp My Ride to visit your home. It's available on Autotrader in the U.K.
Porno PT Cruiser upsets Utah urbanites
An airbrushed PT Cruiser depicting naked people in a "passionate embrace" drew attention from a Utah TV station and a report to the South Jordan police. Meanwhile, who gets to walk free from harassment? Mormon nudists.
Naked Man In PT Cruiser Goes On Shooting Rampage
The streets of East St. Louis were filled with screams and gunfire this morning as a naked man with an AK-47 went on a shooting rampage from behind the wheel of a stolen PT Cruiser Convertible.
For $12,500, Get Your PT Bruiser Here
The PT Cruiser started the whole retro-car trend. It's gone now, but should they ever do a retro version of that retro car, let's hope they use today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom V8 as the template.
Horrible PT Cruiser Gallery Too Horrible To Look Away From
Right on cue with the death of the PT Cruiser, Buzzfeed has assembled a gallery of horribly customized examples, all of which are too horrible to ignore. Why can't we stop looking? Gah! I can't stop saying horrible! [Buzzfeed]
PT Cruiser, A Eulogy: It's About Damn Time
Today is the final day of production for the Chrysler PT Cruiser. Once the shining star and gotta-have Chrysler of the moment, the much-neglected PT has finally been put to rest. It serves as a perfect demonstration of Chrysler's failings.
Chrysler To Detroit Auto Show: "Yeah, We Got Nothin'"
Chrysler has taken the art of blowing smoke up consumer asses to a new level at this year's Detroit Auto Show, unveiling enough paint-and sticker-special editions to fill an entire gallery. Nitro Detonator? Really? Let's take a depressing look.
One Car That Needs To Die... And Nine On Death Row
Many cars have been killed because of the Carpocalypse. But we don't think the bloodbath should be over. With the help of Jalopnik readers we've identified nine on death row and one that should be read its last rights.
How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
Last year the Chrysler PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Series 5 was unveiled on Detroit's Woodward Avenue. Now, on the day we find out it's not-yet-dead, we finally answer the only question we had: How much does that billet grille weigh?
Chrysler Flip-Flops, Announces PT Cruiser Will Remain In Production
Despite initially announcing otherwise, Chrysler says today that the Bryan Nesbitt-designed PT Cruiser, the most dangerous new small car in the U.S., will unfortunately remain in production. Well, you win some and you lose some.
Chrysler Axes PT Cruiser
In the most expected product news ever, Chrysler's axed the PT Cruiser. We're just happy we won't have to sit through the reveal of yet another not-so-special "special edition" at the Woodward Dream Cruise. [Bloomberg]
