The Dartz Black Shark is the latest armored luxury-truck truck out of Latvia; a chunky lunar-lander looking war machine with a sleekish face, Dartz says its list of defense features and concierge services make it the first "truly James Bond-style" "car" you can buy off the shelf.
The Ruskie wildmen at Dartz, not content resting on their formerly-whale-penis-leathered laurels, are prepping a James Bond-inspired, gold-encrusted armored SUV complete with seats from Boris Yeltsin's plane. Act now and they'll throw in an actual golden gun with gold bullets.
The whole Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition with whale penis leather saga continues the weirdness. After announcing they'd nip the penis leather interior following outrage from PETA and Pam Anderson, they've built a "Penisgaurd" Volga to demonstrate their whale-penis-love.
It's Pamela Anderson's fault Russian custom car shop Prombron's backing away from including a whale penis leather interior on its ultimate offering, the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Help us Stephen Colbert, you're our only hope!
Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.
