Furious student protesters attacked a Rolls-Royce carrying Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla, vandalized buildings, and battled riot police today over university fees. Also, they burned a bench. Wankers. (Hat tip to Battles, VeeArrrSix!)

There's rich, and then there's royalty. Lest you confuse the two, consider the fact that Britain's Prince Charles now drives an Aston Martin DB6 fueled by white wine. To be fair, the Prince's Aston actually runs on bioethanol distilled from surplus wine. It turns out EU countries cannot sell more than a set quota of…