DARTZ Proposes The Only Presidential Limo For Trump That Makes Any Damn Sense

Attention, everyone! I just got an important missive from the DARTZ MOTORZ Press Department. I know it’s important because the subject line reads: 😁😁😁😁. That’s the highest priority for a DARTZ MOTORZ press department email. The body of the email only consisted of the above image, but the message is clear: DARTZ

President Trump Gets Himself A Fancy New 'Beast' Limousine When He Takes Office

When he takes the oath of office on January 20, President Donald Trump won’t just do so with the abject horror of half the country—he’ll do it with a fancy new limousine, too. The replacement for President Obama’s General Motors-built armored car known as “The Beast” has been in development for nearly two years and