Every year, the Japanese transportation ministry hands out the Japan Toilet Award to encourage highway service plaza operators to provide the most pleasant defecation experience, reports The New York Times. The goal? To make the potty dance a completely foreign concept at Japanese rest stops.
This is a mystery that has puzzled the greatest motoring minds of our generation.
Last Thursday, Artie Hughes was out on his Long Island deck with his wife, relaxing and enjoying the unseasonably warm weather, when suddenly shit from an airplane lavatory rained down on their faces.