The Downsides of Street Parking Your Car
I can’t remember when I first noticed the scratches on my rear bumper, which run the gamut from understandable little…
Tesla Owner Uses 'Summon' to Remotely Move His Car to Avoid Parking Tickets
Tesla is planning a significant update to their “Summon” feature on its cars that will let you drive your Tesla around…
Here's a Hack for Alternate Side Parking in NYC
I can’t say I recommend this, exactly, but it is a thing people do.
Every American Parking Lot Has At Least One Terrifyingly Unsafe Car
What is the state of the American parking lot? Go out to one near you and you’ll probably find cars just like these,…
Here's How Electronic Parking Brakes Work
Quickly fading are the days when we were free to dream of cranking a lever connected to cables that would squeeze the…
New Orleans Saints Player Helps Rescue Man After SUV Falls From Parking Garage
Mitchell Loewen, the 25 year old defensive lineman for the New Orleans Saints football team, was part of a group of…
I Can't Believe I Have To Remind You To Always Park In The Shade
This past weekend, I was the passenger in my colleague’s Honda S2000 for what could have been a lovely drive had it not…
Diplomatic Immunity Won't Save You From Parking Tickets In New York
If you’re a diplomat on U.S. soil, you can steal, plunder and murder to your heart’s content without having to face the…
Welcome To The Unhinged Madness Of Street Parking In New York City
You might think that street parking in New York City is terrible, and that it should be fixed. Haha. Rookie mistake. It…
Watch This Probably Fake Video Of A Russian Guy Cutting The Corner Off A Car So He Can Park
First of all, this is almost certainly staged. The car that gets angle-ground is an old, bumperless Lada, the most…
Car Blocking Street Doesn't Stand A Chance Against Baseball Team
A college baseball team desperate to play ball had no problem lifting a double parked car blocking the street out of…
German Homeowner Buys Two Smart Cars Just To Keep People From Parking Near Driveway
There’s a homeowner in Dusseldorf’s well-to-do Oberkassel neighborhood that came up with what might be one of the most…
Your Car's Navigation System Will Soon Be Able To Find A Parking Spot
The sad reality of city driving is that getting there is only half the battle. You sit for an hour on I-35 wishing for…
Here's Why Alternate Side Parking Gets Suspended When It Snows
New York City is in the midst of an entirely regular snowstorm that nonetheless has inspired the media to perform some s…
The National Valet Olympics Look Intense
The Atlantic has a nice long story about the National Valet Olympics, which I had no idea were a thing until today.…
Drivers Just Can't Stop Hitting This Giant Rock In A Parking Lot
Canada’s CBC News reports that drivers at a recycling center in Calgary, Alberta “can’t seem to stop hitting a giant…
Austin Now Waives Your Parking Tickets If You Don't Drive Home Drunk
Here’s a good idea: don’t punish people for being responsible.
Here's A Delightful Video Of Two People Dancing In A Parking Lot
Melvin Brown, a 19-year-old student who lives in Bordertown, New Jersey, was dancing in a parking lot recently, with…
Homeowners' Association Is Very Upset About Man's WWII Tank But They’re Welcome To Try And Tow It
I know not everyone agrees with this, but as far as I can tell, life can be interesting, and the purpose of a…
North Korea Owes NYC A Lot Of Money For Unpaid Parking Tickets
North Korea, whose leader called President Trump a “dotard” yesterday, also happens to owe New York City around…