Son Buys Late Dad's Corvette Almost 40 Years After Mom Sold It
Break out the Kleenex for this. A Metro Detroit man is reunited with his dad's 1973 Corvette Stingray, a car he hadn't…
Someone Crashed A Chrome Gallardo Into A Wrangler By Michigan State
Oh, the things that go down at my alma mater. It's not even basketball season yet and expensive things are being…
Gas Clerk Ran Out Of Premium, Small Town Somehow Mistook It As Racism
The village of Holly, Michigan is probably best known for hosting the Michigan Renaissance Festival, but now they'll be…
We'll See Younger Drivers And More Imports At Woodward Dream Cruise
...and that's not a bad thing. At all. As the historic car show cruises into its 20th year and the classics become…
Lots Of Metro Detroit Is Underwater
We got a lot of fucking rain yesterday — more than usual, according to meterologists — and the majority of the freeways…
A Semi-Truck Spilled Shit All Over A Michigan Highway
Drivers around Michigan's capital city were temporarily held up recently when a trailer hauling more than 24 tons of…
Just FYI, Huffing Hairspray And Driving Counts As A DUI
Oh, you crazy Michiganders! Is there nothing you can't think of to get your jollies? More insanity from the mitten…
Masturbating Spark Plug Guy Is Giving Politics One More Try
Jordan Haskins is not going quietly into the night. After some soul-searching, the Saginaw native busted multiple times…
The Government Thinks A Lot Of Terrorists Live In Dearborn
There are two things you're guaranteed to see in Dearborn, a suburb of Detroit: Lots of Fords and lots of…
625-lb. Michigan Bomb Threat Suspect Says He's Too Fat For Court
The west side of Michigan is an endless source of tulips, Dutch surnames, religious zeal and large, bedridden men who…
Michigan Man Crashes Into Empty House Filled With Bees, Dies
Some tragic news from Michigan today, as police investigate a man who apparently lost control of his car, drove into a…
Surprise! Michael Moore Is A Filthy Rich Hypocrite
What exactly does Michael Moore need with $50 million and nine houses? We'll never know, but we can hazard a guess,…
What Happened To The Michigan Mile?
The Michigan Mile was supposed to be a beginning of a racing tradition for enthusiasts here in the mitten. A year after…
Michigan Woman Shoots Boyfriend Because He Didn't Ejaculate Enough
A 58-year-old woman in the Detroit suburbs got into an argument with her boyfriend and shot him because she believed he…
This Guy Robbed His Girlfriend's Bank To Pay For Her Engagement Ring
A Detroit-area man in a long-distance relationship with a bank teller in Illinois drove to her place of employment on…
Masturbating Spark Plug Guy Drops Out Of State House Race
Sad news for Michigan's "cranking" enthusiasts: A man running for the state legislature has dropped out after reports…
Drunk Michigan Man Crashed A Snowmobile On 86-Degree Day
Police in Michigan's capital city say a drunken 43-year-old man crashed a snowmobile into a tree on Sunday. It was 86…
Open Discussion: Which Of The Grosse Pointes Are The Worst?
It's been a rough few days in the spotlight for the tony Grosse Pointe communities. From charges of racism to an…
Man Arrested For Masturbating-To-Engines Spree Running For State House
You probably didn't want to learn about a very odd car-themed sexual fetish today, but oh my, you are going to learn…
How The Gibbs Quadski XL Made Me Get Over My Fears Of Water
Can you find your inner peace while riding an amphibious vehicle across a lake? I did.