Well, this almost got extremely real.

Here’s a thing not to do: don’t try to surf along the side of a container ship on your jet ski.

Last weekend’s Rally Poland should have been enough excitement to bring you to your feet regardless, with total underdog Ott Tänak almost getting his first ever World Rally Championship win. But if absolutely nothing will get you off your butt, here’s a visual. Don’t sit down outside corners like this dude.

The cow seemed largely nonplussed.

We all know That Guy. This is the ultimate expression of That Guy.

Small-time rallies and hillclimbs happen all the time, all around the world. Here are some of the most intense moments culled from the gazillions of megabytes of onboard video out there.

Is this Mustang invincible? I can’t say for sure, but this video evidence seems to imply that it is.

This is when you’re really glad you had to install that parachute.

He registered 120 bar of brake pressure here.

If you’re looking to not crash your car, I would suggest not driving super fast on a road with slow traffic and idiot drivers. This Ferrari F430 driver missed that first lesson, but he did a good job dodging disaster anyway.

Welcome to the 2014 Savies, where we look at the current candidates for the Save of the Year. The closer the death-defying call, the better.

You have to be a special kind of moron to run in front of a WRC car.

This is what a 360 spin right next to a wall on a trackday looks like. Good thing this video isn't in smell-o-vision.

BTCC driver Alain Menu may not need a trip to the hospital, but a trip to the underwear store might be warranted after this unbelievably lucky near-miss.