Dodge is sponsoring Mötley Crüe's 'Final Tour' before their retirement, which is appropriate since both the band and the cars have overstayed their welcome after enduring one too many facelifts.
Kia's Super Bowl ad throws every testosterone-filled cliché at you in the hopes of that some coolness will rub off on its Optima family sedan. Why? Because this is how things are done now. The only way to surprise us now is with subtlety.
David Rock has become YouTube royalty with videos of epic, hoontastic stunts on his Canadian farm. He's also a convicted sex offender and now at the center of a flame war that's escalated to death threats.
Because, as eMercedesBenz points out, "Nothing screams Mercedes more than a has-been group of drag queens grabbing their balls," Merc is sponsoring the latest M tley Cr e tour. As part of the promotion, each band member gets his own E-Class (though Mick Mars has to ride in the trunk), and a Vito wagon for personal…