Hooning a HSV Maloo in the mud looks like a lot of fun

We might not have gotten the Pontiac G8 sport truck here in the states, but Australia has had the HSV Maloo it would have been based on for decades.
A Crosley dealership circa 1948
A few years after the war the streets and sidewalks were lined with Crosleys, at least they were outside Mack Motors. The Rochester, NY dealership seen here specialized in the tiny American cars and evidently carried an inventory large enough to line the sidewalks and the street with Crosleys. I'll take two.
1976: Chevy Beauville and Fiat 128 Combine Fuel Economy, Reliability
Going through some old photos, I've discovered a couple of shots of my sisters posing with the Martin Family Motor Pool, circa 1976. Yes, you could still get 620 roll film as late as the Gerald Ford Era!
1990: The Great Pinto Extinction Proceeds
Back when I was more serious about photography (i.e., when I thought it was cool to huff Dektol fumes in a darkened closet), I would reload disposable 35mm cameras with Tri-X 400 black-and-white film and shoot images like this.
The Red Army Needs No Buicks!
Once again, English Russia comes through with a great car photo.
Mercury Grand Marquis: At Home On The Track!
When life gives you a rented Mercury Grand Marquis, you might as well take it out for a few rainy laps at Stafford Motor Speedway!
Yeah, It's Numbers-Matching!
The Plymouth Superbird was just a Belvedere with a big wing, right? Right!
Adventures In Automotive Reading Comprehension
The wonky lettering on this '87 Maxima's alarm indicator looked goofy, but at least drivers had no problems interpreting its meaning. Not so for this '81 Pontiac Bonneville's parking-brake pedal!
Why Didn't Wolfsburg Do This?
The Shorty Transporter Judgemobile looked good, but a shop in Huajuapan, Mexico, has surpassed that achievement.
The Two-Ton Miata!
Even though it blew both head gaskets at the Goin' For Broken LeMons, the Pendejo Engineering XJS managed to knock out a fourth-best (out of 108 cars) lap time of 2:16.339.
How About a LeMons Pinup Calendar For Your Fetid Garage?
When you're applying Bondo in adobe-like layers to the flanks of your latest project- an Oleg Cassini Edition Matador with a quad-ghettocharged 343 under the hood- do you want the hyper-airbrushed Pirelli Girls on your garage wall? Hell no!