“Hey! Can’t you see I’m fappin’ here?” A New Jersey man was arrested Thursday evening after parking his Dodge minivan…

Are you near Clackamas or Multnomah counties in Oregon? Do you have an urge to see a very creepy red-headed, naked man…

A Virgin America flight had to land in Omaha, Nebraska on Monday morning, after a 26 year-old passenger was caught…

George Carlin once said this about riding the bus: "Hey, never mind those people at the bus stop. If they knew…

What is it about Florida that makes people want to masturbate all the time? If I were a palm hair removal cream…

For over half an hour last Sunday night, drivers on Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida watched Ashley Holton masturbate on…

Jason Russell, the co-founder of Invisible Children and father of the five-year-old who featured in the viral KONY 2012…

As if it's not enough that air travelers are now prone to random micturition, one San Francisco airport visitor was…

A high-on-drugs Dutch trucker en route to Gothenburg, Sweden, was masturbating while driving and lost control, flipping…