Weāre huge āfansā of Mansory here at Jalopnik, but our company bank account is unfortunately not as huge as prominent London billionaire James Stuntās. Thatās why he has a 830 horsepower Mansory Aventador J.S.1 Edition, and we donāt.
In most cases, it's pretty hard to digest what Mansory does to cars, but this camouflaged carbon fiber G 63 AMG with the feathers and the falcons is a big fat high five.
Looking for good taste? You won't find it on this list.
Hideous Ferrari, you ask? Yes, a hideous Ferrari. It's a Mansory 599 GTB Stallone, and presumably it shares the name of Sylvester Stallone because it too likes way too much Human Growth Hormone, and is now exhibiting the facial deformities of acromegaly. So here it is in motion.
For those individuals who feel the 'base' G63 AMG 6x6 is not powerful enough, here's another tuned version from Mansory with a whopping 840 horsepower. What did you say about polar bears?
A year ago, Jalopnik delved into the seedy world of Super Replicas, the bizarre Panama-based company that claims to make perfect exotic car copies for as low as $20,000. We still get several emails a month from interested buyers asking if the company is really a scam or not. That's because Super Replicas is still outā¦
Cars modified by Mansory in the past had a tendency to look like the offspring of automotive design and cocaine just vomited all over good taste. So it's refreshing, if you can say that, to see that the new Rolls-Royce Wraith isn't entirely atrocious in Mansory hands.
Mansory, the German tuning firm most known for ruining Ferraris and making Lamborghinis more evil than they already are, has decided to build a supercar of its very own. Called the Mourinho, it's got the expertise of a footie coach and a "private social club" that likes jewelry behind it. Ooh boy.
Everyone's least favorite German tuner, Mansory, now also sells Mansory-branded energy drinks, motor oil and golden iPhones to go with what you see here: The Stallone F1. At least I know what I'll drink at the next show.
Tuner cars are typically very polarizing. Take anything from Mansory, Gemballa, or others, and the reactions will either be pure disgust or unabashed adoration.
Mansory, the tuning house with a penchant for ruining nearly everything it touches, may have finally made something cool that doesn't burn out people's retinas. The car, called the Carbonado, is a carbon fiber Lamborghini Aventador that will be limited to a production run of just six units.
Discontent with just one assault on visual acuity, Mansory also unleashed the Siracusa, which wraps the slightly-tweaked guts of a Ferrari 458 Italia in a carbon-fiber puff pastry painted a color I call radioactive urine. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Yesterday, we droppedthe press photos of the Mansory Cormeum. Today? The live shots.
Kourosh Mansory is insane ā for weight savings! There's no other explanation for his carbon-fiber makeover of the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG, called the Mansory Cormeum. It's 200lbs lighter than a regular SLS, and looks like something Boeing threw up.
The Mansory Bugatti Veyron Linea Vincero d'Oro. If you needed any more proof Mansory's objective is to carpet-bomb good taste and restraint into oblivion, here it is. It's gold, carbon fiber, and more gold. Did we mention gold?
Worried that buying a Rolls Royce Ghost won't adequately telegraph the vastness of your narcotics empire to peasants and easily-bribed government officials alike? Then maybe the gold-varnished Mansory version is more your thing. Also, it has 720 HP.
The Mansory Cyrus replaces the metal body of the Aston Martin DBS with an all-carbon fiber shell. Of course, it wouldn't be a tuner car without bolting on some additional spoliers and diffusers too.
The grocery-getting Porsche Cayenne is one of Porsche's most popular models ever and, because of this, a heavy target for customization. Strange customization. Our look at the ten ugliest custom Porsche Cayennes below.
The Mansory Chopster used to be a Porsche Cayenne, but there's not much left after a new 3.4" wider raw carbon fiber body with a 2.3" roof chop, 23" wheels and 710 HP. Gallery below.