Early this morning, a naked man wrapped in a blanket stole a truck from a woman in the Dallas area, according to The Dallas Morning News.
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For just a moment, today's Hoon is the star of the show — the sovereign of the stoked parking-lot people. Then, it's Johnny Law's turn. This exact incident will likely be repeated at any of countless well-patrolled commercial parking lots throughout this great land of ours, perhaps this very evening. Only the tuner…