Wow, you look different. So, uh, how's things? You're not dating anyone? The facelift looks great! You had barrel-reduction surgery? Wow, it — um, yeah. No, you look great! Hey, how'd you find my apartment again?
NC State student Joseph Carnevale, the artist behind the Traffic Barrel Monster, has been arrested for stealing the barrels and "cutting and screwing them together to make a statue," which apparently is a misdemeanor in North Carolina.