Tuesday was Jill Wagner's last day as an auto spokesmodel. Sad Mercury Girl is sad. (H/T to Rhozn!)

Mercury, A Eulogy: Death By Indifference

Seven decades after its birth, Mercury is dead. We don't mourn the loss, but we don't rejoice, either. To be honest, we…

The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars

Automakers have been turning lately to sexy older women, a.k.a "cougars," to sell their cars. These "spokescougars"…

Ford just revealed the 2010 Ford Fusion and the 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid and now we can bring you the live reveals on…

The 2010 Mercury Milan isn't as curvy as Jill Wagner, but it does benefit from a more shapely profile than its…

It can't be fun to be a Lincoln Mercury dealer right now. Not only do you have to endure your Cadillac Buick dealer…

Yes, not as much Jill Wagner as we'd like, but hell, we'll take as much of her as FoMoCo will give us. In this episode…

This newspaper ad for a Queens auto dealership could be the world's most obvious attempt at linking sex with buying a…

Oops, was that a slip of the tongue made by the main-man at FoMoCo during the introduction of the new Ford Five Hundred …

We know its only tangentially auto-related, but we just can't get enough of Mercury spokeswoman Jill Wagner — and…

Tho' we're neither mag nor lad mag, we do know a hot-as-hell spokeswoman when we see her — and no talking head's…

Those who've been pining for Mercury's new spokesmodel now have a name to Google for scantily clad lad-mag shots.…